Me: What shall I call you?
Him: You can call me whatever you like.
Me: Great, fantastic. Then I shall call you Betsy.
I’m not your Mistress yet, so pet names do not apply. In the meantime of getting to know you, I need to know your name and screen names just won’t do. I’m not above addressing an email as “Dear Bondage Slut” or whatever moniker you’ve chosen, but I do not prefer it.
Vanilla manners and courtesy still apply.
Hi, I’m Miss Jean and you are….?